Or, perhaps more accurately, what NOT to do when attempting 3D print cleanup. I learned a lot on this first outing, so I figure even if the results aren't 100%, I'd share what I managed to learn along the way. If you'd like to add anything about the process in general, please leave a comment, I'd love to hear it!!
Special thanks to Luiz Kruel for the 3D print!! https://www.artstation.com/artist/lkruel
*edit: comments are pretty limited here; for a slightly more in-depth prose, I have the process here as well: http://imgur.com/a/Q65UC